Leenie-kirk


Hello, my name is Celena. I am 19 and have a lot of ships. I apologize in advanced.

Ask me anything

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Source: i-want-cheese

lance-corporal-heichou-ass:

einar-fox:

sassmaster-general:

nostlenne:

nietzschesghost:

yarriinwonderland:

congenitalprogramming:

psychosexuality:

unbridledlearning:

thewomanfromitaly:

outofstratford:

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

You’re fucking joking

ewwwwwww

Look how they tried to make this abusive piece of shit sexy. 

Ugh.

After this shit is released, expect a flood of expecting subs who don’t know that it’s abuse and more fake Doms preying on them. 

Yep. A flood of defensive posts, a flood of drama, a flood of exuberant basement dwelling shitdicks given new fuel in their predation. A flood of fucked up shit all around, a flood of teenaged girls who will grow up romanticizing this sort of thing.
Yaaay.

Fuck. Like I know the book is trash. I know the former beta, back when it was just online fanfic who hates it with all her heart because the author refused to listen to her speak about BDSM. I’ve attempted the read the horseshit and failed before the third sentence.

And yet…

Fuck.

I think listener-blue and I should see this trainwreck.

Bdsm community, you’ve got a big storm coming.

I just hope audiences will stop to listen to people who are actually a part of the BDSM community when we say, “THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.”

As a sub, I am very protective of other subs, and I don’t want any of them to think that this kind of relationship is healthy. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual: always. If it isn’t, it’s abuse. Fifty Shades is about abuse, plain and simple. I don’t care what the author calls it; it—is—abuse.

Please, please, please, if you are thinking of joining the BDSM community, do not use Fifty Shades as a tutorial or a guide. Talk to people in the community. Don’t let yourself be beguiled and bamboozled by abusive people masquerading as doms. Don’t let anyone tell you that Fifty Shades is an accurate representation of BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you that BDSM is abuse.

Talk to us. Come to us. Let us help you.

Please.

This ^  All of this.  ^^^^^^

As a sub, I absolutely know that this bullshit is abuse

Source: outofstratford

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc

unlockaflockofwords:

otherromanticverbs:

Top 9 Morcia Moments requested by neezieetee & anonymously-following

I don’t even watch the show and I ship the living hell out of them

Source: amberushgron

jj-moriarty:

ruvy91:

the-girlwho-dreamed:











IS IT SAD THAT THESE GIFS REPRESENT ALL OF MY MOST LOVED FANDOMS?

jj-moriarty:

ruvy91:

the-girlwho-dreamed:

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IS IT SAD THAT THESE GIFS REPRESENT ALL OF MY MOST LOVED FANDOMS?

Source: xavviers

permissiontogoafterhim:

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Source: permissiontogoafterhim

thejordanator:

Please watch this.

British journalist Jon Snow sums up the crisis in Gaza in three minutes.

He explains what he saw and the reality of the situation.

Source: thejordanator

izzydoodledump:

All Grown Up: Ed, Edd, n Eddy!

FINALLY FINISHED! THE WHOLE CUL DE SAC!!!  (L-R: Jonny 2x4 (w/ Plank), Nazz, Kevin, May, Lee, Marie, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, and Rolf)

See more All Grown Up drawings HERE

pugflavoredsub:

bravodelta9:

celestial-sexhair:

disney-magical:

peters-fave-lost-boy:

WRONG RIVERBEND KRONK!

I never realized how much i wanted this until i saw it

I have been waiting my entire life for this and never even knew it

"swimming in gravy"

Where has this been all my life?

Source: charamath